Dylan Yon says: sorry, but if you cant laugh at yourself and where you live, no matter where it is, you need to grow up and get some real confidence in yourself. Seriously, so many types of douchebag. Cojelo suave, bro. Andif Miami will be underwater in who knows how long, better that I get my bum there asap. Just clubs. Funny how outside the USA Miami is portrated like a rich people's paradise basically. LATIN CUB Good thing is, that you fit right in with the dumb people of Miami. I know grown men that cannot read or write better than a 10 year old from a literacy focused school district. If youre looking for drugs, then youll find it. local news and culture, Kyle Munzenrieder I agree with you and wish I could also move back. Here are some facts from someone who has been here for 22 years after living up in NJ for a year.. What part of Miami you live is VERY important like all other big cities.. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_eZWRdgLJ2o').innerHTML = output; Katie Glad I left Im simply stating statistical facts gathered by the US government and other independent studies. Those intellectuals want their lawns mowed and their houses cleaned for the cheapest price possible so they welcome undocumented people. (Fun challenge: find a single Miami resident that knows what the word ogle means without having to look it up. Marina Silva says: Everything in this post is true! Bex10 If you want to be uncomfortable go to Miami and stay for more than a week. once again make sure you contact him if you have any problem he will help you. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ That pissed me off so much I stopped hanging out with them. I feel sorry for him. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Its a land of low standards, where no one needs to be intelligent, classy or well-mannered. Also lot of them deal drugs. Untrue About the Author: Matt Meltzer is a featured columnist at Miami Beach 411. //]]> says: So true but people (Latinos), wont stop moving to Miami. Art Bassell and the book fair back to back. Also in terms of geography and demographics it would be help to understand the history of Miami - look there are a lot hispanics here yes just like you will find a lot jews and Eastern European immigrants. astrid //Miami document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_FSrZl5Z3Y4').innerHTML = output; We air condition the ever loving soul out of everything Jackets have two uses here: Movie theaters and that day in February. says: omg this article is perfect, Im from Miami and I hate it down there, yet I love its weather and beaches, yes yes.my never ending inner struggle. But I still loved him with all my heart and wanted him at all marcela //]]> Hes a persona created by former cruise-ship entertainer Daniel OReilly. Roberto Dimple ally After all, Miami IS a sanctuary city. Every sanctuary city in the U.S. whether it be McAllen, Texas, Cambridge, Massachusetts, or Miami, Florida will experience many social problems which affect the people who have a legal right to be in this country. says: Jane, your post proves that Elaine is correct. var output = ''; 4. Spanich and my Haitian [CDATA[ says: Dear Matt, document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_97n8EOnKeK').innerHTML = output; Telehealth, fully remote Therapist / Counselor opportunity for part-time or full-time. Miami is fun, if its for you, stay, if not just move on and let those who love it enjoy what they have. cj says: MIAMI s one of the most sunniest places in the world . I bet I can do your dumb job, but you cant do mine. I got one for the heck of it and Ive never needed it in CO, yet. Lol but, let me tell you a couple of things you marginal execrable obese cretin. We read books. says: I guess this is supposed to be funny and cheeky, but its mostly just stupid and irrelevant. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ I am not condemning Latin American immigrants. Yep, thats how a lot of people like to live down there - to not be accountable for their actions and intimidate/respond aggressively whenever the opportunity arises. Some American cities have pockets where languages other than English are spoken. Im just so terrified of the winter coming again here, its so cold(bone chilling) and a lot of the time in the winter its also dark and rainy. var output = ''; There is not much in the way of culture other than latino culture and partying and going to clubs to get wasted on the weekends. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; ALL of what was said above is true. Offices are like zoos The only way your workplaces loud music, noisy phone conversations, and Spanglish yelling across cubicles will seem normal is if your previous workplace was a dog kennel. Books & Books and various other smaller bookstores in Miami have amazing literary clubs and visiting authors. to a spell caster called Chief Priest Amrosso I decided to try it reluctantly. Lisa Other cities actually expect you to work for your wages, do the bare minimum, have some level of integrity, and at least speak very basic English. I can get an appointment the next day at a broward dmv. So they immigrate from countries with a much lower cost of living to ultra-expensive South Florida with a few thousand pesos (a few hundred dollars) then begin a life of back-breaking drugery doing jobs in the swealtering heat that native-born Floridians cannot or will not do. else output += unescape(l[i]); says: If you read this article, which is written purely for entertainment, and you still got offended you really are #21. People also think this is north cuba. Then 1 day, a friend of mine told me about a great spell caster that is very good and she said that he told her all about her life history and the problem she is facing, i didnt believe it because Ive worked with so many of them and it didnt work. The driving is awful here and to get a Florida license plate, you need have an insurance company licensed in Florida! Rick, you are a complete moron!! AJ Sardina Extremely sucky people (I mean rude, lying, ignorant, hypocritical, narcissistic, corrupted, scumbag people). My ex left me for no reason 3 years ago. In the government too. But, just the same, I have watched these states go to crap from over population since I was a young child, and yes crime will be, but it has gotten worse from over populations!!! No English at Mcdonalds, even in Miami. 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(7) If you want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever. Jibjab They neither speak good Spanish or good English. surfsiderider Yay! Wish us all luck only we can make it a better place even if it is the capital of Latin America. Unless you want to club and do drugs, then its great. Kingus on Twitter: "it's very regional. colorado is good. NYC isn't says: And again folks, if you are smart, you will put Miami in your rear-view mirror. The fact is: Its freedom that you can speak your language and learn the language that drives the United States AND make fun of each other until we all learn to not take it all too seriously while doing so. else output += unescape(l[i]); says: You define Miami ? Miami is full of thieves and cheats. //]]> My company constantly makes endowments to some poor sectors of Miami in where Cubans are the poorest. Tina Martinez But most come here wanting everything for free, and live off the government and think they deserve it just because they made it here, and the American people suffer and pay higher and higher taxes because implants from other counties sneak in, get jobs under the table, get homes and have multiple families living in them and one in that household might be here legally and the rest not so much, they dont really respect living here, just came here because they know they can get free money from the US government! I am really short of words and joy, and i dont know how much to convey my appreciation to you MOTHER ESANGO you are a God sent to me and my entire family.. And now i am a joyful woman once again.. here is her email= 0; i=i-1){ This does not exist in Miami. 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