Lola: If it wasn't for Miss. (to the viewers) "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have some fun with my family." Lola: Hey, Lincoln! The parents shook their heads up and down rapidly and nervously, the thought of being arrested terrified them and they couldn't stand the thought of being separated from their kids. Luna: Bro, why you so upset? Anyway, as the title suggests, this is an alternate ending fanfic for Loud House Season 2 episode "Suite and Sour." (Groans) I'll never live this down.(covers her face). A late St. Patrick's Day story for austin2468. Lincoln: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When the officer entered the room, he was shocked at what he saw. ", Lincoln: "Still, I wish I would've just told you guys the truth, then maybe none of this would've happened. turns her attention to Lincoln) "Get out! At least this thick skin won't let me down! Lynn Loud Sr. and Rita Loud were in the spa, trying to get their minds off the trouble their kids caused yesterday. Rita Her Rights alt ending11. Lynn Sr: We promise to never do it again! Rita: How about we all sleep in the living room tonight? I was being a sore loser! Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Especially, useless, pathetic, irresponsible, arrogant, ungrateful, spoiled, annoying, disgusting, stupid, superstitious IMBECILES!!! Lucy: Gasp! I just got so mad, that I stopped thinking and gave him a stupid idea and made us all push him away and lose almost everything. N Eddy's big picture show . (The rest of the family is enjoying their time with beach activities), Lincoln: (takes off his sunglasses, deeply annoyed) But unfortunately only when im in the squirrel suit(puts the head back on), (Several moments pass. We know we don't deserve it, but we hope you can forgive us! After a few seconds, the same pounding noise was heard yet again, this time even louder. As Maddie looked at the devastation, she thought back to the parents. I heard you scream! Literature. He managed to, but with a twist. "WELL I HATE ALL OF YOU, TOO!" After spending a good 10-15 minutes unpacking and putting everything back in the respective places in their rooms, the siblings walked into the living room and saw their parents were in fact still sitting on the couch. "And just remember," Lori said, and then she and her siblings yelled one last time, "WE HATE YOU!" Am. [Later, Lincolns room is unlocked and his furnature was back. She turned to face her parents, a massive glare on her face, and Lola added, "And it's all mom and dad's fault." Suite and Sour / Back in Black. I get that i was pretty stupid myself to spread that stupid fib, i should have just opened up! Rita walked over to her side of their bed and sat down, put her hands on her head and started sobbing. Lincoln asked his parents. She then added, "I was just talking to my boyfriend when suddenly the sliding door closes and I can't get back in. Lincoln then brought his arms back, suggesting a family hug. Lincoln and Lucy hung their heads in shame and embarrassment. Keep on writing fics like this! I cant take a moment more of this! Plot. This article should a part 2 episode in Season 5. Ronnie Anne sees Lincoln kicked out of his home and decides to take him out of there. Lucy: Come on Fangs, we've got some repaying to do for Lincoln. "It looks like the room is being occupied by a Mr. Todd Fowler, Kyle Dawson and Miguel Diaz as of this morning." He just looks away as he enters the police car, and is driven away to jail. First, if they are to go on vacation by themselves, they let the kids stay at home, second, they agree to bring swimwear and wear when going for a late night swim, three, if the place they stay at is great then they go there for a family vacation in the future and four, no more visits to Aunt Ruth's. But seriously, we made a mess of everything! Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. I didn't think you guys would believe I was bad luck, even going as far as to lock me out. ", Leni: (with a sad look on her face) "No. but I just really wanted to get it off my chest. They were thinking that they should've told their kids no and that they were going to stay at Aunt Ruth's for the weekend. Lincoln, you are now free to come back into the house.". she responded back with, in a bit of an uninterested tone. I feel like a fool! QUIET! Lori finished with. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. YOU'RE THE WORST FAMILY TO EVER LIVE!!!! [Ronnie Anne handed Lincoln the card. I can't even begin to imagine what they'll do their parents when they find them.'. Despite the pain his body was in, Felix grabbed his walkie talkie and said, "Maddie." This Fanfic is a MASSIVE critique on every fanfic that is targeting the Episode "No Such Luck" of the Western Animation Series "The Loud House." No Such Luck Alternate ending (Bad) Deviation Actions. ", Lola:[to the mascot] "Um, do you mind, fur ball? ", Lincoln: "Oh, and I'm sorry for breaking your golf clubs, Lori. The Loud siblings appeared in the lobby, completely red in the face, as angry as a bull seeing red and they looked ready to destroy everything in their path. UPDATE: 20/04/2018- the next chapter has been written I just need to correct some thing's from this chapter. Lock 'n' Loud / The Whole Picture. All of you!" As they leave, Jeffrey grabs Lynn Sr.'s arm, making him and his wife turn to him, he added, "And just so you know, your kids tore apart my lobby and the room you were staying in. Im melting! Lana: Gee. Opening the door slightly, Luna stuck her head out and saw a man, somewhere in his early 30's with Caucasian skin and short brown hair, wearing a security uniform. We don't know what we were thinking! "Yeah they did," Luan responded with. Did anything bad ever happen at your concerts with me there? ", Mascot:[in a familiar voice] "Hey, man! "Wait," Lori interrupted with, "How could our parents get us kicked out just for taking a late night dip?" You're like some mindless mob and I hate that! Looking at her parents in shock, she said, "You got us kicked out because you decided to go skinny dipping?" And I HATE LEECHES!" Lori said afterwards, knowing that everyone would've been confused by her talk. You all are really, really bad luck! "Although," Lana, a six-year old tomboy wearing a baseball, added, "if it helps we tried to fix it." ], [They pant heavily, before realizing it was all a nightmare. Lincoln: (crying berserker tears) NO!!! We got your back. Lynn Sr. stuttered for a few moments and said, "Ground us?! Rita stood up and heads to the door. (looks at Lincoln with a smile and puts a hand on his shoulder) "All of us. He gives her bat a furious glare, smashes it in half and throws it out the window. But this particular day, one of those children has been left out due to some "bad luck". Lana: You know, all of a sudden, I really hate myself! He's just really mad, isn't he? Perhaps i was wrong to fall for such a deception, even for my age group. Our parents grounded us to this room because we got in trouble yesterday. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. We would never force you to go if you don't want to. Lincoln: Happy Valentines Day, Ronnie Anne. But Lynn Jr. yelled, "SIT DOWN!" Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. I hate that you don't care about anyone, but yourselves! "Yeah, we literally got kicked out of the room," Lori started with, also angry, "BECAUSE OF YOU!!!" I can't believe I told him to back away from his own home! (He gathers up a sleeping bag, pillow and snacks. Later, in jail). "I can't believe we didn't do that sooner," Lola responded back with, "She was nothing but an icky leech. DeviantArt Protect. Lincoln: "Coming!" it shows how badly Lincoln was treated by his family. (With his remaining strength, he scrambles over to the house. Lola: You mean you dont want to support us anymore? Even Ronnie Anne was there too. Just so you know, in case you ask about that). First, she got groans from her children and then Lola said, "What isn't wrong with Aunt Ruth?" Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. As much as she didn't want to, she knew that slamming the door in his face would make the situation even worse than it already was, so she opened the door enough for him to get in. 2022 - 2023 Add to Favourites Comment My coffin. Everyone turned to the doorway and saw the Loud kids standing there, red with rage and ready to destroy. This triggered events that none of the Loud House family could have seen. Lynn Sr.: Look, son, families will have bad days every now and than. He staggers inside, weak and collapsed. His choreography is so dated. I already told you, I live here. ", Lincoln: "No. But dont worry, youre still a great writer. What the guy said also got the officer's attention, not just because this guy just informed him of somebody who was working here without being officially employed but also how they were just given the ok to enter a room that was clearly occupied. Lincoln and the parents come up.]. "Listen to what?" Lynn: *Gasp* NOOOOOO!!!!! She smiled as Lincoln took it. (Points at Lynn) Nothing, but a stupid sore loser and a nasty, brainless brute! Especially Lynn. Lincoln is running through town, sweating, panting, tearful and very thirsty. He really doesn't like us at all does he? Start talking. (Lincoln is sitting on the back porch while his family is at the game, looking pretty mad. There's a massive storm heading your way." This is a family moment. I'll admit, it was stupid and wrong of me to lie to them and take advantage of it, and I probably should've just told them that I just wanted some me time, but honestly, I think this is way more than I deserve. ", Baseball Announcer: "I think you're rubbing off on me, Pep. Lola: How could he?! ", (Vanzilla is parked in the driveway. You love baseball. (turns his attention to Luna) "Luna, remember when we went to that SMOOCH concert? My team needs that! Ive put up with your insults, your immaturity, your punches, your violence, your madness, your lack of manners, your stubbornness and your attitude and after today, ive well and truly had it! ", Lincoln: "I won't deny that I brought this on myself. "We promised you wouldn't notice we were there while had a nice relaxing weekend, right?" lincoln. Those honors go to Nickelodeon, Teletoon, Chris Savino, Stephen Hillenberg, John A. Davis, Louis Sachar and Gold Cartoonist (who is located on fanfiction). Luna: I dont know. ", Lynn: (angered, she gets closer to Lincoln and raises a fist at him) "If you don't get out of here, I'm gonna-", Luna: (pull Lynn back) "WHOA! I hate softball! So expect a bill in the mail." They knew their kids wouldn't like that but this was supposed to be a weekend for themselves, not the family, and the kids should've just accepted it and gone to Ruth's. While they were still upset about their parents' behavior and getting them kicked out of an awesome hotel, they understood why they did what they did and understood that they shouldn't had forced their parents to take them on their vacation. "As grateful as I am that I saved you from making a dangerous decision," the man said, his tone getting lighter for a moment before returning to a serious tone, "I'm afraid that doesn't do much to the amount of trouble you're all in.". Lincoln: AND I NEVER, EVER WANT TO SEE YOU UNLUCKY PARASITES IN MY LIFE AGAIN!!! I'll keep it between the both of us. "YOU THINK I ENJOY BEING VISITIED BY YOU LITTLE MONSTERS?! (He tears the costume off, leaving a very red and sweat-coated body in his wake. He even throws many of his family's items out the windows, such as Luna's guitar, Luan's comedy props, Lisa's science set, Lori's phone, Leni's sewing machine and dresses, Rita's typing machine, Lynn Sr's cowbell, Lana's animal shelters, Lola's cosmetics and tiaras, Lucy's poetry book and coffin, the TV and most of Lynn's sports equipment. YOU ROCKED IT, LYNN-SANITY! You're nothing, but an embarrassment to sports. Don't fight now! Maybe I should just stop playing softball for a while. Linky was right, the softball games are really stupid!!! It's too broken, even for me! ", Lincoln: "No, Lucy. Instead he found comfort in being hugged by Leni, glaring at her parents as she did so. They are looking very heartbroken.). ), (It cuts to the main street. She also knew it wasn't about Jeffrey, the manager, because any reviews he gave to staff were done over a month ago. Baby Steps / Brawl in the Family. You're scaring even me. ", Lola: (with a sad look on her face) "No. And with that the parents ran into the room and closed the door. In order for him to not have "bad luck", his sisters forced him to wear a squirrel suit from Lynn's baseball game. [The crowd cheers, the Loud family gasps in shock] Lynn: "No! "Why?" ", Rita: "I think we heard enough. This feels like a bad episode from a show thats running out of ideas. The worst part is, they had no argument against this. No such luck alt ending5. We were given the room." Ruth meant what she said when she said she would get a restraining order, which she did, and to make extra sure the family couldn't go to her, she packed up everything and moved to somewhere in Alaska. NOTE: I am aware this episode has been overly bashed to death. He turned to specifically glare at the parents and added, "And just so you know, you're banned for life now. Okay look, answer me these questions! Youre our brother! [The softball playoffs. ", [The family and Bobby cheer for Lynn as she makes her run around the field. Maybe I should just quit the team. WE DESERVE TO BE HURT!!!! * Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. Lynn Sr. also tried to say something, but he couldn't either. The End. After that, Rita began crying, a member of her family that she loved despite everyone else hating her had just disowned her and her family. Ive been a really nice guy with you for far too long! (The family submerge, coughing up water, covered in seaweed and muck, their sunnies, hats and sandals floating in the water and their swimsuits in tatters. Ronnie Anne sees Lincoln kicked out of his home and decides to take him out of there. "Lincoln," Rita said, about to get up from the couch to comfort him. We had no idea this family could be so gullible. Luna: That was rockin'. While eating breakfast, Lincoln learns from his sisters that they have planned activities later in the day. Rita: Sweetie, please! What if one of the neighbours saw Lincoln when he was sleeping outside and called the police? We need to follow them, they have to be Lincoln's! Lori: No, this is literally a terrible beach trip and I want to go home! With that, the parents just held each other for the remainder of the night, promising to do whatever it took to earn back their children's trust. She knew it didn't mean the weather, it was going to be bright and sunny all day. +7 more. *Lincoln approaches the front yard with a megaphone. But i didnt expect to be ejected from the house and lose everything i had! So consider this as a fourth fanfic of mine. Uh-uh, I'm nothaving it. Although it does teach us a good moral about it not being an easy road (but its worth it), some of the stuff involved does feel a bit out of place (like the disowning part by Ruth). I hate the fact that you all act like spoiled brats! When Vanzilla pulled into the Loud Family driveway, Lori turned to her parents and said, "We're going to take our luggage up to our rooms. "Sure thing," the voice on the other end said. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. I hate that you never listen to reason! She walked into the spa and asked, in her usual ditzy tone, "Hey guys? Directors Kyle Marshall (segment Frog Wild) Chris Savino (segment No Such Luck) Writers Chris Savino The family think Lincoln is bad luck so they ban him from attending their activities.. Synopsis. Lori: "The bigger question is, how did you get inside? Lisa: A terrible case of state of mind if ever I saw one. Not you or Lucy. Now, let me make this clear! Anyway, enjoy. ], Family: "CONGRATULATIONS! Reacting to The Loud House is an ongoing series of The Loud House and The Casagrandes fics written by J Tom (or JTom09) in which many characters from both shows watch episodes of said shows. Nobody ruins my life, casts me out and then uses me, understand!? Head Poet's Anxiety alt scene12. It's not me who's the problem, it's you and your stubborn nature. ", Lincoln: "Just hear me out." I have failed as a human being. You're all insane!!! It's no fun without Lincoln! WE'RE BRUTES!!! Slamming the sliding glass door shut, he turned around and glared at everyone in the room. But I'm not entirelyinnocent myself." This response shocked Lynn Sr. and Rita, Aunt Ruth was someone they could rely in case they went out of town and couldn't trust their kids to be home alone, hearing her say she doesn't want them anywhere near her home made them very worried. The way the security officer said, 'Right now,' made Luna nervous, it was typically the tone of voice used when someone was in very serious trouble. The Louds. "And mom should know better," Lori shouted back, glaring at her mother specifically, "Then to take us to that woman!" ", Lincoln: (nervously) "Well, there is this new Ace Savvy movie that just came out, but I know none of you like Ace Savvy like I do. [knocks Pep down], [Lynn finishes her run and gets picked up by her family in celebration of her victory. He even then flips over and smashes the trophy case. Lynn Sr.: I can't believe we messed up so bad like this! ", "Can I just say that I was only out there because I was accidentally locked out." Lincoln: No, im your good luck charm! How can I help you?" I'm sorry I was such a bad loser, all I wanted was for Lincoln to support me, to support us. "Sigh. Luan: (with a broken voice) "We treated you like an outcast because we were stupid enough to believe that junk! I'm not. # 17. the loud kamen rider by Dratinibro. Hope you enjoy. We should thought about it ourselves before jumping to a preposterous conclusion that you were bad luck. Lori yelled. Please leave non-hurtful comments down below, otherwise you will be blocked. (Inhales, then exhales) "I. Lincoln: I said NO! I guess this proves it! I spread one little white lie just to get more free time because i cant afford to come to so many actvities all in one go! Opening the door slightly, Luna stuck her head out and saw a man, somewhere in his early 30's with Caucasian skin and short brown hair, wearing a security uniform. "Yes, you are right," the woman said, "It appears that your parents were caught swimming in the pool after hours." Submit your writing. i certainly didn't expect something like that, but i guess curiosity must be fed. And with that the family walked out of the spa, the kids still angry and upset and the parents ashamed and disappointed in themselves. And can you please unlock my room for me? Meatbrain here and her dumb softball, this never would have happened! Lola: What if we get stung or bitten by a shark!? Slow down Lynn! "But you know what's even more lousy than that?" helluvaboss. Ive often helped feed your pets and come to your stunt moves. The minute after those words left Luna's lips, the security officer leaned his face in front of Luna's and responded with, "You can help me by letting me into your room. (Tears up) Our only bro. Loud House Alternate Ending: Out of the Picture by . luckily, it was unlocked, he opened it and went inside.) Are you no longer grounded to the room?" Project Loud House; Ties That Bind; It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House; Toads and Tiaras; . I'll just play softball all by myself! (facepalms. Lynn Sr.: OUR ONLY SON DESPISES US, WE WERE COMPLETE IDIOTS, WE RUINED HIM AND WE DESERVE IT!!!! White hair extended ending9. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. (The sisters tear up over their passions being so heavily insulted) I hate it that you lowlifes never learn a thing! [In stepped David, Winston, Skippy, Silas, Paige, Francisco, Benny, Sam, Chaz, and Bobby. If you didn't show up, I don't want to think about what would've happened." Lincoln was put into a coma during the nsl incident where he meets kamen rider diend and is given his powers afterwards he takes Lily and runs away to canterlot where he. I hate boring science lectures! "Not cool, guys." What kind of parents would do that? "So," Lori started with, in an icy tone, "Let's recall what we promised you when you agreed to take us on vacation." You took it too far! Mentioning their Aunt Ruth's bunions caused the siblings to gag, before returning back to normal and glaring at their parents. How convenient for me. (pauses for a second) "You know what, I'll decide when we get there and see what movies are playing. We feel so ashamed! Her son said, "You and dad told us to behave ourselves and grounded us when we didn't, which we understand, but the fact that you said all that and decided your own advice was pointless! Lincoln: Im sorry this happened. Leni: Linky, dont shout. And with that, they headed towards the lobby. Felix got up to see the siblings storming downstairs, ready to give their parents a piece of their mind without a care for who or what gets broken in the process. Lincoln: I admit, it was stupid of me to drag that lie on, but while i learn an important lesson not to be a fibber more than i needed, what do you numbnuts learn!? Lana: (sniffles) Butthese were all our pride and joy! Taking the device out of the girl's hand. There must something we could do to put a proper spotlight on our dear duke. Where did you get the gall to talk to us like that!? Share your thoughts, experiences and the tales behind the art. "She's got a million cats that enjoy scratching us like crazy," Lucy said. "Good riddance." With how much of a hatedom Lynn Jr got after this episode, I had to have her own up to her mistakes. They suddenly feel saddened, guilty, broken and worried. One of the Boys alt ending4. As they were trying to relax, stomping and shaking were heard, causing everyone in the spa to wonder what was going on. Lincoln: (to the viewers) "Well, looks like everyone learned something. Just because of superstitions?! Lincoln: (marches up to Lynn) Straight from you, you big bully! Lincoln returns the hug, rubbing her back), Lynn: "No, it'sNOT okay! I do not own Loud House, Spongebob Squarepants, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Wayside or Loud House Tales. INT-LOUD HOUSE-LINCOLN'S ROOM (Lincoln and Lucy have just finished reading the new homemade comic that she made for him.) I hate that fact that you never make up for anything! Lori responded with, yelling the last few words. "Yes," Lynn Sr. started with, "but to be fair you kids" He then lost his words when he saw his son giving a deep stone cold glare of anger, making him gulp in fear. After that, for the remainder of the car ride, nothing was heard but the sounds of Rita's crying and her tears dropping from her face. Some sisters those ghouls are. ", Lincoln: "Because your my sister." News flash; I live here!". I hate the fact that you never take responsibility! (sniffles) I'd better make a home fast. Of course, it's not like the parents could them there anyway. Lucy: Lincoln, stop! "YOU KIDS ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE AND TO BE HONEST, I WAS GLAD WHEN YOUR PARENTS DECIDED TO TAKE YOU TO THAT HOTEL BECAUSE I COULDN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF BEING STUCK WITH YOU MONSTERS FOR TWO DAYS!" You going to dress me up as a chipmunk or a donkey!? Lincoln: Now THAT'S bad luck for you, you brainless nitwits!! I promise I won't be absent all the time, just once in a while. YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DEALING WITH ME OR MY CATS OR MY DISGUSTING PUDDING OR MY BUNIONS ANYMORE! Lana: (tearful) He might tell everyone in town and everyone will hate us. Rita shouted, as she and Lynn Sr. became shocked. [takes the mask off]"I was here the whole time! (Meanwhile, back on the beach, the family has gathered together, feeling very ashamed and humiliated. Lisa: I was a fool to fall for it all, I swear. I cant believe you all locked me outside and sold all my things! Ruth responded back, clearly mad too. "Two outs in the bottom of the ninth, and the bases are loaded. Now we've broken the shower." (She sees the smashed trophy case and gasps). I'm calling the cops! ", Lynn: Oh Lincoln. We know you are!". Rita asked. I'm the Duke! Unfortunately, the reason behind the ground shaking presented itself. "No need," another voice was heard saying, everyone turned and saw Jeffrey, the spa manager standing in the doorway, glaring at all of them, "I got staff to pack all of your stuff into your bags and bring it downstairs when I was informed you were still here by Maddie, one of my front desk clerks." (Lincoln, without hesitation, hugs her, with the rest of the sisters joining in for another group hug. (Tugs at it), (They tug and pull while the rest of the family backs away nervously). As the last of the guests ran away, Leni, the blonde girl that one of the guys mentioned earlier, came around the corner and saw her family in the spa. I'M A STUPID, SENSELESS BULLY!!! A rather large family that sticks together through thick and thin. I wont spend the whole afternoon working up an over sweat in that stupid costume that reeks and doesnt fit me! (Bursts into tears). They go flying, screaming in terror and splash into the seawater.). Everyone winced at the final words out of Lola's mouth, but not the woman on the other end. I hate that you all act so smart and serious and important when you're not! Lisa: I have truly disgraced the scientific community Lola: Does this mean Linky doesn't love us anymore? I loved winning so much that didn't take my failure like a good sport, and started thiswhole bycalling you bad luck. NO!" Leni: WE DON'T DESERVE LOVE OR THIS TRIP TO THE BEACH!!!! We're already hanging on a thread as it is! Lincoln: I've had enough of this stupid costume! Lincoln and Lucy were dealing with a fictional ghost. Hearing their son shout at them like this, both mad and sad at them, broke their hearts. Let me tell you this! Lincoln: Which is why Im making you all wear squirrel suits for the rest of your lives, [They all gulp. Brawl in the family alt ending8. ", Lincoln: "Thanks. (He picks up the squirrel suit, jumps up and down on the head and starts ripping the chest)", Lynn: HEY! Its a stupid mascot costume! Some blonde girl in a green dress gave us a room key and told us to enjoy our time here." You kicked me out of your lives, now I'm kicking you all out of mine!! "Lori!," Lynn Sr. yelled, "You should better then to stop suddenly in traffic!" Lincoln: Well my family doesnt think im bad luck anymore, in fact now they think im good luck. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Rita got up from her seat and said, "Kids, let me explain" "Explain what?!" I just hurt Lynn! "SAVE IT, RITA!" I don't need you chumps at my stupid games! You can never come back. "Lynn," Rita said, as she rose her head to meet with his, "Be honest with me, do you think we can earn our kids' trust back?" Would you mind me speaking to Angus for a bit? No one said anything, not the siblings, not the obnoxious guys, not Felix, not the woman on the other end, just silence. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. ", Pep:[downright bored] "I think I've wasted my life. "I can't believe you kids just did that," Rita said, tears running down her face like a river. She said, in an angry tone, before blowing a raspberry her parents, covering them in her spit. (cries). It was against the law. Also, no one in the original knew about the legal consequences of locking out a minor. (They pile into Vanzilla and go searching for him). Lincoln said, as tears started forming in his eyes. I pull off one little trick and you guys all flip out over some nonsense like a bunch of gullible buffoons! Time i sort out these looney superstitions once and for all!! AND I'M GOING TO GET A RESTRAINING ORDER JUST TO KEEP YOU AWAY!" "What's wrong with Aunt Ruth?" (Raises his fist at her). Leni: *Gasp* My Sewing Machine! Can you please just come down here? [shows the score: Hazeltuck Lions: 3, Royal Woods Squirrels: nothing.] (They arrive home. Pulling out his walkie talkie, he said, "This is Hotel Officer Mooresfield. I don't want you quit something you love because of me. In. Ronnie Anne: Happy Valentines Day, Lincoln. My disgust for them is almost as strong as Edwin's lust for blood. Lincoln then explains to the viewers that with ten sisters, his schedule is always filled up, and . I demand an explanation! When they saw the lobby, they knew the bill was going to be expensive. I hate gator wrestling! Why? I feel like a fool!" Lynn Sr.: (with a broken voice) "And we were horrible parents to you, locking you out! "And we're glad they did," Lisa added, "Because thanks to the man that stopped by as well as a woman at the front desk, we were able to learn that you and dad apparently couldn't keep your own promise." Rita: You're all just angry with each other, when we get home, we'll talk about this properly. We feel so ashamed!" Rita: (with a broken voice) "We're so sorry Lincoln! I hate that you all are as dumb as a big fat rock! That..That's not true. Lori: Is that literally what you think we are.? "Really," Luan said, raising her eyebrows at her parents, "Because if you ask me parents don't go skinny dipping at night, or get the entire family kicked out of the hotel or make their children feel guilty for ruining a vacation that they already ruined."